escuerzoresucitado:

hello 🐙

hornpoint:

your wife sending emails to my dick while she supposed to be taking your kid to school

dailyfoodlovers:

now that my previous NDA has experired im excited to share with you all i will be consulting on a team of leading experts to better fuck the holes into yoour beloved awful swiss cheese. a terrible cheese with stupid anatomy a nd yes we fuck the holes into it but who cares. youre stillgoing to put on your hideous sandwhich cause you dont know any better about the world around you rotten pig.

stuckinapril:

Me in my 20s waiting to get over something I haven’t fully gotten over since I was 12

papayajuan2019:

i forgot it was throatfuck thursday…..

depsidase:

sandmandaddy69:

sandmandaddy69:

proofweed:

proofweed:

You alright babe? You don’t seem to be enjoying the AI generated SpongeBob episodes being livestreamed on YouTube

mylittlecharmingenvy:

I fall for raw conversation, those in which I know the person is not playing. Not pretending to be someone else. Portraying their inner self. I fall for carefree smiles which are not intended to impress anyone. I fall for the soul within and not the skin that carries it.

2allthedancersoftheworld:

new person found

beatsmybongo:

what i’d wear as a real estate agent:

videogomez:

videogomez:

coughloop:

r/drugs is it okay to take another two warm cookies if i already had 3 warm cookies and a glass of milk an hour ago and should i brush my teeth before or after or does it matter